1. Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
A: Wipe it off and tell him you're sorry.
2. Q: What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
A: Kinky: You use a feather. Perverted: You use the whole chicken.
3. Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Hit him in the face with an ax?
4. Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: You're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
5. Q: What two words will clear out a men's room?
A: "Nice cock"
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