Signs that you are broke

• At communion, you go back for seconds.
• You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
• You are formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
• Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
• You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
• McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
• American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!"
• Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
• You've rolled so many pennies, you have formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.