Signs you've drank too much. Part2

• You fall asleep taking a dump.
• You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.
• You can focus better with one eye open.
• Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
• The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
• The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.
• Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.