Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Signs you've drank too much. Part2

  • You fall asleep taking a dump.
  • You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect.
  • You can focus better with one eye open.
  • Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
  • The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
  • The whole bar says 'Hi' when you walk in.
  • Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

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