Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Daily Laughter

A drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and demands a drink. "Get out!" the bartender shouts. "I don't serve drunks here." The guy staggers out the front door, comes in through the side door, sits down, bangs his fist, and again loudly demands a drink. "I thought I just told you to get out," yells the bartender. The drunk gets up, stumbles out the side door, and returns through the back door. He sits down and angrily calls for a drink. The bartender walks over and shouts, " I told you, no drunks allowed. Now get the hell out!" The drunk looks up and slurs, "How many freakin' bars you work at, anyway?"

If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

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