Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Jokes for the day

1. Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?

A: Wipe it off and tell him you're sorry.

2. Q: What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

A: Kinky: You use a feather. Perverted: You use the whole chicken.

3. Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?

A: Hit him in the face with an ax?

4. Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: You're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

5. Q: What two words will clear out a men's room?

A: "Nice cock"

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