Thursday, January 24, 2008

Signs You Have a Drinking Problem

  • You lose arguments with inanimate objects
  • You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
  • Job interfering with your drinking
  • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
  • Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts
  • The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
  • Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence, i think not!
  • Two hands and just one mouth, now that's a drinking problem
  • "Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar

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