Sunday, January 27, 2008

You might be a redneck if...

  • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than you.
  • You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • You take a six-pack cooler to church.
  • You have to go outside to go to the fridge.
  • One of your kids was born on a pool table.
  • You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
  • You think Taco Bell is the mexican phone company.
  • You think possum is "the other white meat."
  • You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
  • You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
  • Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
  • Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
  • Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

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