Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Signs that you are broke

  • At communion, you go back for seconds.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • You are formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  • Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
  • You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
  • McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
  • American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!"
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You've rolled so many pennies, you have formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

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